No Happy Endings. Don’t Ask.

A Clear Reminder About Our Professional Standards

At Jordan Sports Massage, our work is rooted in professionalism, clinical skill, and respect. We provide evidence‑based sports massage and recovery treatments designed to support performance, mobility, and overall wellbeing.

Recently, we’ve seen an increase in inappropriate enquiries – including requests for “sensual” services, “happy endings,” or “private discussions” with the therapist. To be absolutely clear:

We do not offer any form of sensual, erotic, or non‑therapeutic services. All treatments are strictly professional and therapeutic.

To protect our clients, our therapists, and the integrity of the practice, we have updated our Terms & Conditions with the following clause:

“For safety and professional compliance, we only accept clients who adhere to our code of conduct. All services are strictly therapeutic. Any request for non‑therapeutic or sexual services will result in immediate refusal of service.”

We appreciate the many clients who respect the work we do and the standards we uphold. Maintaining a safe, professional environment is essential — and non‑negotiable.

Thank you for your understanding and continued support.